Oscar on timetravel

dave: “oscar, what’s that triceratops doing here?”

oscar: “which one?”

dave: “the triceratops, he’s from the cretaceous, this is the jurassic”

oscar: “oh, he used the time tunnel”

dave: “listen, i want to ask you about time travel, imagine you went back in time one day”

oscar: “ok”

dave: “then you wait one day… what happens”

oscar: “i guess i’d go back in time again”

dave: “and then the next day, and the next day?”

oscar: “back in time, wait one day, back in time, wait one day”

dave: …pause “right. so… how would you stop going round and round?”

oscar: … no pause “dad. time travel goes both ways, I’d just have to use the time machine to go forward”

dave: …long pause “uh. i guess that would work. that’s uh… a pretty uh… yeah. that would work”

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